We the zombies of WWW were given the choice of what religion we would like to adopt, as if that's even a choice. How could one turn away the almighty deliciousness of brains? They're soft, they're nutritious, they're brainy, what more could you ask for from your god? Anyway, what's a god to a non-believer? Our lord and savior has provided for us a wide, expansive, relatively unguarded source of sustenance. We find brains as manna from the wilderness. This is all that we require. We are coming, we are legion, we are quite hungry, and unlikely to fill up at any point in the near future.
Yours in brainy goodness,
WFT
We discussed:
-In a Judeo-Christian society that we would truly be considered the damned, the scourge of man. (Hah)
-How eating flesh is a senseless satisfaction, it is without seeming goal, and how this differs from the acceptance of communion.
-The symbolic resonance of cannibalistic tendencies.
-Not being able to speak, we are truly in the absence of god. (John 1.1)
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So, it may seem a copout, but I'm going to go with the zombie belief system we came up with in class. Not only are there no other zombie belief systems posted, but I think we came up with some pretty tasty stuff. I definitely stand by the senselessness of the zombie's pleasure in eating. We are subjects of drive, the undead subjects of the Real, and we want your brains. Look out!
I too will go with this belief system.